Now that the New Year has passed, would you kindly fade away?
Your dormancy over the holidays and surrounding weeks has been much appreciated.
The fact that you’re a highlight real is just fine with me.
Dear La Croix,
Thank you for filling the void Diet Coke has left in my heart.
Dear Chrissy Teigen,
From the bottom of my heart, a million thank yous for Chicken Pot Pie Soup.
To my dearest bed,
To insist on being so comfortable without the ability to extend my time wrapped in your embrace on cold mornings is truly cruel.
When will you get easier?
Dear Justin Timberlake,
(I still believe in you.)